The Gallery is NOT Dead, just resting...

The pictures stored in the gallery are not deleted; Worry not on that score. However, the web app that displayed them is, to use the venacular, 'tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk'. I'm looking for a replacement that doesn't require wordpress, joomla, and 6514341 different modules, all of which with their own unique update and security problems and needing more attention than both a 2 year old on a triple expresso w/ a 1/4 cup of sugar AND a 78 year old suffering from Alzheimer's and incontinence.

Can I interest you in a home page?